Godsauce Says 'No' to Pants

"Nice legs, dude!" - nobody

Guess the Mystery Butt #3

Hi guys, I think this might be the last one of these. I know it is a popular feature, but I really did not want to know that there was an online community actively engaged in making fake nude pictures of Topher Grace. I also think that Mystery Butt vs Toilet Dump is slowly dying its death. So I ask of you: Would you rather have fingers for legs OR legs for fingers? THINK ABOUT THAT!?!

Anyway, last weeks Mystery Butt was, of course, Hugh Jackman. Congratulations, thekelburrows. You earned it!

Here is your less bulbous Mystery Butt to guess this week:

Guess the Mystery Butt #2

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MONSTERS!!!! (who wants to be my valentine?!?)

The answer to #1 was, of course, the greatest black golfer (and ladies man) of all time - Barack Obama. Congratulations Principal Enchman, you earned it!

As a single man I have absolutely no shame in google-searching for mysterious butts on this the most prestigious of holidays, I'm sure. So without further ado, here is the second butt for you to identify:

Guess the Mystery Butt #1

Okay, so the game is this: I post a picture of a mystery butt (it will always be clothed) and you guess who owns it. This game will go on until I get sick of searching for butts on google.

Here is an easy one to get us going, answers in the comments please!