Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

So views for these cartoons have been waning as of late. There’s been too much wane on the screen and it’s really been grossing everyone out. Time to clean up our act and go to Sunday school! Let’s GOOOOOOOO [to Sunday school]. The white Jesus is gonna be so upset that I did this!



Thanks for the tip to re-cut The Flying House from Stu.
Suggestions are always welcome, especially if it’s Samurai Pizza Cats.

As always, the cartoon archive is open to the public.

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

Every true art form is censored. As Ebert would say, "I'd rather have whiskers than be a knave," and everyone was all, like, "Boooooo."



Next week's toon is up to you! If you leave a comment requesting a specific cartoon, I'll see what I can do. This is your chance to finally voice your desire to finally see Samurai Pizza Cats re-edited.

As always, the cartoon archive is open to the public.

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

Racism This cartoon is evil.



No, I have no idea what they're saying. Please don't hurt me.

Next Week: "Non vi, sed verbo."

As always, the cartoon archive is open to the public.

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

First, EGOT-winner Lawblog's season finale of Gums of Our Lives is required reading, but don't do it now. Kids who do homework on a Saturday are laaaaaaaame. (Also- Read the season recap leading up to the finale.)

Let's get hazed, yo!



Next Week: "Descensus in cuniculi cavum."

As always, the cartoon archive is open to the public.

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

Hope you dig purple spandex, you cocksuckers. (Headphones up, if necessary.)


Next week: "Et nunc reges intelligite erudimini qui judicatis terram."

As always, the cartoon archive is open to the public.

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

Get out those onesies! It's time for a cartoon!



"Ladies and gentlemen, if I say I am smarter than the average oil man, I think you will agree!"

Next Week: Superpowers are for closers...

Dusky Panther's Saturday Morning Cartoon

Dusky Panther loves cartoons. Above all, he loves re-cutting cartoons.