Last week, after the first twitterdare I dared you- no, I double dogged dared you- to tweet me your underwear. After sorting from the hundreds of submissions our judges picked the winners:
5th Place- @Godsauce G-money wins 5th place with this snappy boxers. He writes, "I won these at my local tavern's field day competition!", which means that these underwear have been a contest winner as well as a contest prize. Not bad for a pair of Dr. McGillicuddy's Imported Schnapps underwear.
4th Place- @Sharktamer Not only was Sharktamer wearing this sweet pair that matches his sweater, but he responded to the dare in less than 5 minutes after it was issued. This is a man ready to spring into action at any time.
3rd place- @dismynightmare Nightmare gets third place for quantity as well as this caption: "my whole underwear drawer, you perv".
2nd Place- @the_Narrator__ The Narrator wins 2nd place strictly on style points. One look at this and you can see that this is a man who means business. Narrator shares this spot with Nightmare because she "bought these for [him]. WTF?!"
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| 1st place- @duskypanther Just when I thought the top two would be rounded by the husband and wife team of The Narrator & Thisismynightmare, Dusky comes and takes the game in the last seconds. Unfazed by his lack of novelty underwear or a drawer full of lady garments, Dusky defiantly displays his generic underwear. Sure it might not be flashy, but this is a man who fearlessly stands up for himself. Much like the American 1980 Olympic Hockey team, he challenges an intimidating opponent and wins with courage. |
Congratulations to all our winners.
Last week's champion: @TheDish13
That's all for now, if you have any ideas for #twitterdare be sure to tweet me @chris_trash.
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