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Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lists. Show all posts

Monday, December 20, 2010

Announcing the People's Gummies & Mans' Best Books he's read in 2010


Do you like best of lists? Liar! Everyone likes best of lists. Let me tell you about... fine fine I'll hurry it up. OK, so much like the People's Choice is the people's equivalent to the Oscars, The People's Gummies will be the Nick Kid's Choice to the Gummies. We are asking you, yes YOU, the monsters to vote on your 5 favorite movies, albums & books you've read in 2010* You don't have to list all 5 in all 3 categories for your vote to be counted, but why not? Really?

How it works: Post your lists right here in the comments & we'll add them up and announce the winners at a latter date. Number them 1-5, a six entry will not be counted. Awesome right? Well get voting, you don't want this list comprised solely of my choices.

*The five movies & albums have to be from 2010, the books need only to be read by you in 2010 to qualify. Not sure how this would work?
ADDENDUM: VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SONG AND FAVORITE VIRAL VIDEO AS WELL
Voting ends on Dec. 26.

Still hungry for lists? check out Mans's list of the 10 best books he's read in 2010:

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Jeff's Top 5 Trees of 2010

Hi! I’m one of the three Jeffs on Videogum, and if there is one thing I love more than trees, it is probably a lot of things—nevertheless, trees are an ever-present item on my yearly list of things I adore (usually below “sandwich makers” but higher than “wool hats”). And, like everything I've ever loved, I’m going to rank them subjectively on a blog. Here are my Top 5 Trees of 2010 in ascending—or, if you are reading this while upside down, completely indecipherable—order.

5) Stupid Zoo Tree That Didn’t Even Have Any Dumb Animals In It

I took a picture of this dumb tree at the Oregon Zoo in 35 degree (Fahrenheit!) weather one Saturday at 8pm. I realize it was very late in the evening (and how most caged animals are total SNL heads), but it is preposterous there weren’t at least three monkeys in it. At that point I'd have even accepted an animatronic rhinoceros! The tree remains on this list due to cronyism.


4) This Christmas Tree I Found On The 8th Page Of My Google Image Search For “Christmas Tree”

I don’t know the context of this image but it is just delightful. Why do you think he’s wearing so much red? I bet that’s just his favorite color. I also bet for this guy to be the absolute life of my New Year’s party, and a strong contender in 2011.


3) This Tree I Just Drew

My favorite aspect of this tree is its versatility. Already it is living on a planet with no atmosphere and a soil made of lemon meringue pie, but all I have to do is ask nicely (pro-tip: don’t ask it if you “can” use the bathroom) and it will gladly support the weight of a Snooki and a Michael Cera .png.

And doesn’t it look like it’s dancing?? A lively personality is one of the most important things I look for in a tree, which brings me to…


2) Wendy

This 135-year-old deciduous from Oregon is the Tree of Life…of the PARTY!!! Not only can Wendy spin a fantastic yarn about her travels abroad in college, she also has some ingenious macaroni recipes, and once relayed to me detailed instructions on making a water purifier out of just seven egg cartons. My passion for Wendy is equaled only by Wendy’s passion for accessorizing and photosynthesis. And also my passion for the next tree.


1) This One Tree From My Backyard

Although this tree began the decade in a very rough position after I fell 15 feet from one of its Triscuit™-esque branches, it is—to borrow a phrase from a guy wearing a suit on my television—the political comeback story of 2010, Nancy. Over the summer, I discovered it to be a great source for Wi-Fi, so long as I had the courage and/or trauma-inflicted memory loss required to climb past the 30-foot mark from which I had previously fallen. Its stark beauty allowed me to add an exotic flair to everyday activities; whether I was using it as a backdrop for a video conference call or as a seat in which to view a live-stream of @diplo shirtless on a roof in Cambodia, I was doing so with an elegance usually reserved for someone video-chatting from a golf cart. And although falling literally one jillion feet from an object is usually grounds for its disqualification, This One Tree From My Backyard came to an impressive finish in 2010.


I hope you've enjoyed these last seven hours! I would like to tie this all together with joke, but as they say in Oregon, I'm going to eat some cereal instead. Bye guys!!!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Monster Words with Friends list

Let me know in the comments if you want to be added, or email me at christophertrashomon@gmail.com if you have a username different from your commentator name and wish to be added anonymously.
chris_trash/nerd
ambarella
Shamalamb
godsauce
lizzzing
shellbomber
grace6697
melsanie the_wurst
1katydid
myfakeironlung pir8munky
trevorjackson
concert_addict
tommypcharno
valentinagatito
jeffisyourfriend
jakemckay
jana1982
pizzakari
aseriousmonster
judgecombat
opiepee
jforjoel
aniktwo Josh is wrong
bokoboko42
pandamans
piginabottle
thisismynightmare
pocohauntus
werttrew99

Friday, November 26, 2010

Complete List of Videogum Monster's Ball Commenters

For the top five, first place is listed first and following in descending order.




April 15 2011: Top five: Polythene Pam / Frank Lloyd Wrong / gwyneth paltrow [better known as paperstreetsoap]/ badideajeans / badideajeans Lowest Rated Comment: unionman Editor's Choice: MAGNITUDE Caption Winner: jawnofthedead



April 8 2011: There was no official Monsters' Ball this week. Unofficial stats: http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/4449500234/unofficial-monsters-ball-for-april-8-2011


Top Five: Morley Zhi /Polythene Pam / Polythene Pam / Dusky Panther / the hammer is my penis Caption Winner: the narrator

April 1 2011: Top five: lawblog / krugmanic depressive / Nate Scott! / werttrew / huckabeast Lowest Rated Comment: underspell Editor's Choice: Fozzy the Chair Caption Winner: Superglue


March 25 2011: Top five: Steve Winwood / pennyarcade / Godsauce / R2D2, Esq. / Shepard Lowest Rated Comment: Chris Editor's Choice: That One Caption Winner: lawblog


March 18 2011: Top five: Chris Trash /the narrator / DirtySpaceNews / the hammer is my penis / Anchor Management Lowest Rated Comment: The N Editors’ Choices: Zachary Fedell / the hammer is my penis / flaknitter01 March 11 2011: Top five: Notsewfast /werttrew/ super! / meetmymillionaires / Frank Lloyd Wrong Lowest Rated Comment: stevenstevo Editor’s Choice: Brosworth Caption winner: Dusky Panther March 4 2011: Top five: That One / Ian / kittensmash / tiredandwired / facetaco Lowest Rated Comment: Sam Spahn Editor’s Choice: The actor Topher Grace was awarded a special Editor's Choice for his tweet on @Funnyordie


Feb 25 2011: Top five: Dusky Panther / principal enchman / paperstreetsoap / thepurplemonk / Elisabeth Bromberg Lowest Rated Comment: unionman Editor's Choice: lawblog Caption winners: Dusky Panther

Feb 18 2011: Top five: the narrator / Godsauce / Grey Bardems / Frank Lloyd Wrong / teacherman Lowest Rated Comment: Ambrose Bierce Editors’ Choices: Frank Lloyd Wrong / Grey Bardems / mans / concert_addict / DirtySpaceNews Caption winners: That One / Steve Winwood

Feb 11 2011: Top five: gene parmesan / thekelburrows / Patrick M / lawblog / Frank Lloyd Wrong Lowest Rated Comment: facetaco Editor’s Choice: backwaxer Caption winner: lawblog Feb 4 2011: Top five: Frank Lloyd Wrong / Godsauce / thekelburrows / jar krenshaw / the hammer is my penis Lowest Rated Comment: RTony Editor’s Choice: Dusky Panther Caption winner: itsahotdog!

Jan 28 2011: Top five: R2D2, Esq. / Dusky Panther / dafs / Polythene Pam / Funtastik Lowest Rated Comment: DS3M Editor’s Choice: heatherro Caption winner: the hammer is my penis

Jan 21 2011: Top five: the hammer is my penis / Clambone / Notsewfast / Steve Winwood / topknot Lowest Rated Comment: Mike Robertson Editor’s Choice: Copper Boom! Caption winner: thekelburrows

Jan 14 2011: Top five: gwyneth paltrow [better known as paperstreetsoap]/ backwaxer/ Frank Lloyd Wrong / Jeska (also quixentric) / shellbomber Lowest Rated Comment: backwaxer Editor’s Choice: my ironic mustache Caption winner: Polythene Pam

Jan 7 2011: Top five: backwaxer/ Notsewfast / Frank Lloyd Wrong / Nate Scott!/ huckabeast Lowest Rated Comment: thisismynightmare Editor’s Choice: That One Caption winner: The hammer is my penis

Dec 26 2010: Top five: huckabeast / R2D2, Esq. / Frank Lloyd Wrong / Wary / Frank Lloyd Wrong Lowest Rated comment: Son of Gabe


Dec 17 2010: Top five: That Clever Guy / kingmaker / Frank Lloyd Wrong / thekelburrows/ the narrator Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor’s Choice: All comments were awarded Editor’s Choice. Caption winner: teacherman


Dec 10 2010: Top five: paperstreetsoap / A Serious Monster / That's Your Commenter / Frank Lloyd Wrong / Polythene Pam Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor’s Choice: paperstreetsoap Caption winner: Ian / Ian

Dec 3 2010: Top five: Mans / Frank Lloyd Wrong / huckabeast / slothdrop / lawblog Lowest Rated Comment: unionman Editor’s Choice: bisquetaker Caption winner: Gangy

Nov 26 2010: No official Monsters' Ball this week, but I made some calculations. http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/1691529517/unofficial-monsters-ball-for-nov-26-2010 In brief: Top five: huckabeast / yourmom / kingmaker / Polythene Pam / An American Patriot Lowest Rated Comment: the narrator Caption winner: huckabeast Contest Winners: werttrew / facetaco

Nov 19 2010: Top five: The Fondest / Funtastik / Mans / fozzy the chair / Lesley Lowest Rated Comment: wowee zowee Editor’s Choice: Brosworth Caption winner: Polythene Pam

Nov 12 2010: Top five: paperstreetsoap / hotspur / Patrick M / Patrick M / Lizzing Lowest Rated Comment: gatheraroundtheoakentable Editor’s Choice: Gabe awarded Editor's choice to his mother, Lynn Caption winner: Patrick M

Nov 5 2010: Top five: seanjean / krendy / rickdagless / Polythene Pam / Funtastik Lowest Rated Comment: gatheraroundtheoakentable Editor’s Choice: sadmalandar Caption winner: Superglue

Oct 29 2010: Top five: explainer guy / shellbomber / R2D2, Esq. / Baby Friday / critter Lowest Rated Comment: LL Bein Editor’s Choice: Ian Caption winner: my ironic mustance

Oct 22 2010: Top five: thisismynightmare (Note: also caption winner) / cakeordeath / butterpranks / cakeordeath / explainer guy Lowest Rated Comment: explainer guy Editor’s Choice: Anchor Management

Oct 15 2010: Top five: DuckDuck / witt / Baby Friday / huckabeast / Mans Lowest Rated Comment: ClownCoffee Editor’s Choice: Mans Caption Winner: hellsbells53 Videogum Song Contest Winners: 1) Del Preston 2) Lawblog 3) Topknot

Oct 8 2010: Top five: huckabeast / Patrick M / huckabeast / CindiLightballoon / The New Sound Lowest Rated Comment: Bubbles Editor’s Choice: wherewolf Caption Winner: topknot

Oct 1 2010: Top five: Patrick M / werttrew / huckabeast / cakeordeath / Mans Lowest Rated Comment: whyistheretapeonyournose Editor’s Choice: panda bear Caption Winner: thisismynightmare

September 24 2010: Top five: Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams / werttrew / cakeordeath / explainer guy / concert_addict Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor’s Choice: Patrick M. Caption Winner: Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams

September 17 2010: Top five: werttrew / Baby Friday / Jeb / shellbomber / hlebtastic Lowest Rated Comment: pnut Editor's Choice: batteredgnome Contest Giveaway: werttrew Caption Winner: werttrew

September 10 2010: Top five: Jeff (also caption winner) / Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams / fozzy the chair / Bucky 'Alex' Arbuckle / Ginger Ball Z Lowest Rated Comment: Mr. Hausfrau Editor's Choice: KajusX & Chainsaws

September 3 2010: Top five: thedilemma / dexterbotwin / duncan / Godsauce / facetaco Lowest Rated Comment: fourisfive Editor's Choice: [No single comment was awarded Editor's Choice this week] Caption Winner: That One

August 27 2010: Top five: huckabeast / Superglue / pemulis / Notsewfast / huckabeast Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor's Choice: wwwest Caption Winner: Funtastik August 20 2010: Top five: werttrew / concert_addict / whoa! / Hi There (face here) / Krasdale Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor's Choice: GradStudentsAreTheWorst Caption Winner: huckabeast

August 13 2010: Top five: That One / hellsbells53 / Notsewfast / shellbomber / That One Lowest Rated Comment: jimmy jones Editor's Choice: Lysdexia Caption Winner: Incredimarc

August 6 2010: Top five: whoa! / briadru4 / itsahotdog! / Jambi / mike_d Lowest Rated Comment: unionman Editor's Choice: ElectricKoala Caption Winner: Notsewfast


July 30 2010: Top five: khrushchev / Chris Trash / Dinger / whoa! / Apartment Tiger Lowest Rated Comment: laughcamp Editor's Choice: Hi There (face here) Caption Winner: Patrick M

July 23 2010: No official Monsters' Ball this week, but I made some calculations. http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/852078691/unofficial-monsters-ball-for-july-23-2010 In brief: Top five: Teacherman / Lysdexia / Godsauce / caseanate / (Tie #5) Godsauce / (Tie #5) Mr. Hausfrau / (Tie #5) topknot Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Caption Winner: Patrick M

July 16 2010: Top five: topknot / spiff huxtable / facetaco / itsahotdog / stonemill Lowest Rated Comment: thegreatsatan Editor's Choice: kob Caption Winner: paperstreetsoap

July 9 2010: Top five: Chareth Cutestory [also caption winner] / Mans / Notsewfast / werttrew / Chris Trash Lowest Rated Comment: the dust collector Editor's Choice: huckabeast

July 2 2010: Top five: duncan / Bookface / Lauren Matson / Max the King of All Wild Things / topknot Lowest Rated Comment: Gabe Editor's Choice: That One Caption Winner: Godsauce June 25 2010: Top five: wrj713 / shellbomber / Kateness / ghostdad /teacherman Lowest Rated Comment: MikeyObviously Editor's Choice: Godsauce Caption Winner: torgothewhite June 18 2010: Top five: Steve Winwood / werttrew / Max Silvestri / explainer guy / Notsewfast Lowest Rated Comment: yue.chloe Editor's Choice: Gladvillain Caption Winner: wwwest

June 11 2010: Top five: Abalogariz [also caption winner] / Aaaaron / mydaughter'sname69 / ohthehorrorofitall / ElectricKoala Lowest Rated Comment: shoogyboom Editor’s choice: KajusX & Chainsaws

June 4 2010: Top five: Godzilla Got Busy / werttrew / Notsewfast / paperstreetsoap / duncan Lowest Rated Comment: Hit_girl Editor’s choice: Steve Winwood Caption winner: mydaughter'sname69

May 28 2010: Top five: Disagreebert / briadru4 / Notsewfast / Patrick M / Notsewfast Lowest Rated Comment: Hit_girl Editor’s choice: All comments were awarded Editor's choice. Caption winner: Guided by Vodka

May 21 2010: Top five: Jordan Schlansky [also unofficial caption winner] / Mark / Funkles/ Huckabeast / Notsewfast Lowest Rated Comment: vaguevoguerogue Editor’s choice: batteredgnome / gumlover42

May 14 2010: Top five: Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams / philplusbert / lemonne / Jeb / nakedpainter Caption winners: Steve Winwood's Grandpa / lemonne Lowest Rated Comment: nightheat Editor’s choice: iplatinumtoothbrush

May 7 2010: Top five: paperstreetsoap / An American Patriot / Cory Butcher / KajusX & Chainsaws / werttrew Caption winners: mans // RunBMC Lowest Rated Comment: garbage_face Editor’s choice: platinumtoothbrush

April 30 2010: Top five: werttrew / Patrick M / Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams / west / jeff Caption winners: Kateness // topknot Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor’s choice: Ian

April 23 2010: Top five: lildanzig / chris trash / Cultural Underpinnings Face King / That One / Notsewfast Caption winner: Steve Winwood [Note: would have been in top five if not a caption winner] Lowest Rated Comment: Steve Winwood Editor’s choice: Miss Rabbit

April 16 2010: There was no Monsters' Ball this week, but I'll note that Chareth Cutestory was the Caption Winner.

April 9 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / Notsewfast / That One / Notsewfast / werttrew Caption winners: Notsewfast and That One Lowest Rated Comment: godsauce Editor’s choice: lizzing

April 2 2010: Top five: I Like a Skinny Tie / Jeb / shellbomber / jeff / patrick m. Caption winner: west [Note: would have been in top five if not a caption winner] Lowest Rated Comment: steve winwood Editor’s choice: No individual commenters were named. Instead, all comments on this thread were awarded: http://videogum.com/163521/duh-aficionado-magazine-nicholas-sparks-is-a-jerk-and-an-idiot/top-stories/

March 26 2010: Top five: mitchnmurray / shellbomber / jeb / lakonislate / kateness Caption winner: Notsewfast [Note: would have been in top five if not a caption winner] Lowest Rated Comment: steve winwood Editor’s choice: wrj89

March 19 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / werttrew / Notsewfast / Tom Foolery / jim reaper Caption winner: Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams Lowest Rated Comment: steve winwood Editor’s choice: Gabroll Note: This was the last Monsters' Ball that animated gifs were eligible for the top five.

March 12 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / Tom Foolery / Mr. Hausfrau / Burdette / werttrew Caption winner: Mr. Hausfrau Lowest Rated Comment: gumdrop Editor’s choice: huckabeast

March 4 2010: There was never an official MB posted this week due to an error that made vote totals disappear temporarily. However, I went back and tallied the scores by hand: http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/445918974/unofficial-monsters-ball-for-march-5 Because this is an unofficial tally, there is no Editor's Choice. Unofficially: Top five: Notsewfast / I Like A Skinny Tie / Scudworth12 / werttrew / One Armed Boxer Caption winner: Lord Growing Lowest Rated Comment: I Like A Skinny Tie

February 26 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / holy smokes! / bookface / buttercup / Noam Noam Noam Caption winner: Spice Weasel [Note: also highest vote total of the week] Lowest Rated Comment: bearface Editor’s choice: jlkrekel

February 19 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / bird / The Life of the Mind / Notsewfast / Jew Tang Clan [Note: also a caption winner] Lowest Rated Comment: Johnny Editor’s choice: werttrew

February 12 2010: Top five: Notsewfast / Notsewfast / PattyO / Lord Growing / werttrew Lowest Rated Comment: west Caption winner: tkc Editor’s choices: batteredgnome and Spice Weasel

February 5 2010: Top five: incredimarc [Note: also a caption winner] / west / Tom Foolery / Patrick M / Ben (waiting for the perfect GIF) Lowest Rated Comment: dUB-iLL Caption winner: Notsewfast Editor’s choice: Lew Zealand

January 29 2010: Top five: gary bang / chris / joefry / littlebobbytables / minifigs Lowest Rated Comment: woozefa Editor’s choice: Patrick M

January 22 2010: Top five: dance contest winner / inglorious basTURD/ Lauren / Josh is Wrong / TiredandWired Lowest Rated Comment: muse sesay Editor’s choice: underweareyes

January 15 2010: Top five: dance contest winner / notsewfast / Lord Growing / bird / Funtastik Lowest Rated Comment: Warden El Fuego Caption winner: arm426 Editor’s choice: Mr. Hausfrau

January 8 2010: Top five: bdglide / Funtastik/ itsahotdog!/ Sir Wilson Coneybeare / werttrew Lowest Rated Comment: Adam Caption winner/Highest vote total of the week: joefry Editor’s choices: Patrick M and Warden El Fuego

December 18 Top five: The Dread Pirate Roberts / david_notascynical / itsahotdog! / women be photoshoppin' / Tooom Highest Lowest Rated Comment: Spice Weasel. Caption winner: Dish Editor’s choice: Televangelina Lansbury

December 11 Top five: Jeff / Mr. Hausfrau / incredimarc / dUb-iLL / Frank Lloyd Wrong. Lowest voted: mangum. Editor’s choice: Josh Ya’ll

December 4 Top five: Duckduck / Dr. Mantis Toboggan / werttrew / That One / Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up Lowest voted: aquaboogy. Caption winner: mwilliamrice Editor’s choice: Ivan Idea

November 20 Top five: rileygrime / dUb-iLL / dish / dUb-iLL / werttrew Lowest voted: DS3M. Editor’s choice: annoyingmouse

November 13 Top five: whoa! / jabberwocky / dub-iLL / KajusX / KajusX Lowest voted: woozefa. Editor’s choice: Electron.RotoscopeNovember 6 Top five: Paperstreetsoap / Kiss the Pan / harshbrowns / werttrew / superglue Lowest voted: Nowak attack Editor’s choice: whoa!

October 30 Top five: oh. / jimjbollocks / humunculoser / That One / Copperfeel-d Lowest voted: ghostrobot Editor’s choice: magsweeto

October 23 Top five: hlebtastic / tkc / Godsauce / Kiss the Pan / oh. Lowest voted: rat [later revealed to be woozefa] Editor’s choice: MatthewOctober 16 Top five: That One / paper werewolf / harshbrowns / dan s. / dUb-iLL Lowest voted: werttrew Editor’s choice: mantasim

October 9 Top five: Weeam / Ian / what the what! / werttrew/ That One Lowest voted: senor bunch Editor’s choice: bubblesOctober 2 Top five: Cap’n Jack / Kiss the Pan / Drewmo / Lord Growing / Dz-015 Lowest voted: ryback’s Editor’s choice: bthny

Sept 25 Top five: monstah / eric / inglorius basTURD / whoa! / tibmalian Lowest voted: the LOLster (aka Da Cake Eatur) Editor’s choice: The New Sound Sept 18 Top five: Kathleen 11 / robinrubbermaid / Kiss the Pan / Emmylou / you got me so confused Lowest voted: WoW Rules 69 (aka Da Cake Eatur) Editor’s choice: hlebtastic

Sept 11 Top five: werttrew / werttrew / thejesuscodpiece / werttrew / werttrew Lowest voted: WoW Rules 69 (aka Da Cake Eatur) Editor’s choice: robinrubbermaid

Sept 3 Top five: Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up / jar krenshaw / Detroit dutchgirl / eric / mabuk Lowest voted: DS3M Editor’s choice: tala

Aug 28 Top five: bdglide / godsauce / thejesuscodpiece / lizzing / mike Lowest voted: Josh Weezy Collins Editor’s choice: professor smartypants

Aug 21 Top five: godsauce / the handshake / sen_tankerbell / That One / jimjbollocks Lowest voted: jake Editor’s choice: LemonneAug 7 Top five: Andy / videogummybear / skillet / tom foolery / Godsauce Lowest voted: passerby Editor’s choice: jonkers

July 31 Top five: dude / drewmo / alexandrararara / TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder / thereisnogreen Lowest voted: TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder Editor’s choice: Dan S

July 24 Top five: dictums / k-mo / Kiss the Pan / bobby seger / funtastik Lowest voted: Carms Editor’s choice: Nate Scott! July 17 Top five: ladders / oh. / Nate Scott! / That One / booruns Lowest voted: tim weyers Editor’s choice: Sarah B.

July 10 Top five: devin / carrie / the real matt / bingogastation / whyareyouyelling Lowest voted: sam Editor’s choice: meesh

June 19 Top five: ModernMANdroid / muscles marinara / .bryan. / dr. Johnson / Benjamin Lowest voted: pro_life_cutie Editor Gabe’s choice: Kenny Powers. Editor Lindsay’s Choice: Josh Is Like Germany Ambitious And Misunderstood

June 12 2009 Top five: constantinople / Johnny / Kenny powers / Darren 87 / sarah palin. Lowest voted: recordingDR Editor Gabe’s choice: simon says Editor Lindsay’s Choice: chris




Monsters who’ve had a Top Five comment more than once:


25 times: Notsewfast, werttrew


13 times: Frank Lloyd Wrong

12 times: huckabeast

11 times: That One

10 times: Godsauce


Nine times: Patrick M.,

Eight times:

Seven times: shellbomber, Polythene Pam, paperstreetsoap


Six times: Funtastik


Five times: Kiss the Pan, dUb-iLL, whoa!, Mans


Four times: Tom Foolery, itsahotdog!, Jeff, Jeb, Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams, cakeordeath, explainer guy, topknot, Chris Trash, the narrator , R2D2, Esq., the hammer is my penis

Three times: oh., Lord Growing, KajusX & Chainsaws, Mr. Hausfrau, duncan, Baby Friday, thekelburrows, teacherman, facetaco, Steve Winwood, Nate Scott!, Dusky Panther


Twice: Jimjbollocks, eric, Captain Boring of the S.S. Shut Up, Harshbrowns, thejesuscodpiece, drewmo, bdglide, Dance Contest Winner, inglorius basTURD, incredimarc, bird, I Like A Skinny Tie, west, Kateness, Bookface, briadru4, superglue, hlebtastic, concert_addict, Duckduck, lizzing, fozzy the chair, An American Patriot, kingmaker, backwaxer, jar krenshaw, Ian, tiredandwired, Lawblog, badideajeans

Monsters who’ve had a lowest voted comment more than once:

11 times: Steve Winwood


Four times: unionman



Three times: woozefa, Da Cake Eatur, DS3M

Twice: Hit_Girl, gatheraroundtheoakentable




Monsters who’ve had Editor's Choice more than once:





Three times: batteredgnome, Patrick M, That One


Twice: huckabeast, KajusX & Chainsaws, Ian, Mans, Brosworth

Monsters who’ve had a #1 Comment more than once:






Eight times: Notsewfast


Five times: paperstreetsoap



Four times: werttrew, huckabeast, That One


Twice: Bdglide, Dance Contest Winner, whoa!, Jeff, Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams, Duckduck, Steve Winwood

Monsters who’ve been a caption winner more than once:



Four times: Notsewfast


Three times: Patrick M, That One, Lawblog


Two times: West (AKA wwwest), Incredimarc, Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams, topknot, thisismynightmare, huckabeast, Ian, Polythene Pam, the hammer is my penis, Steve Winwood, Dusky Panther, superglue




Monsters who’ve hit at least two of the four official categories (top five, lowest voted, Editor’s Choice, caption winner)

Abalogariz (CW, TF)



Anchor Management (TF, EC)

backwaxer: (TF, LV, EC)

Bubbles (EC, LV)

Capu Flapu And The Spasmatic Pentagrams (TF, CW)

Chareth Cutestory (CW, TF, double)


Chris (EC, LV)







concert_addict (TF, EC)

Dan S. (TF, EC)



DirtySpaceNews (EC, TF) Dish (TF, CW)

dUB-iLL (TF, LV)

















Dusky Panther (TF, EC, CW)

EletricKoala (TF, EC)

explainer guy (TF, LV)


Fozzy the Chair (TF, EC)






Frank Lloyd Wrong (TF, EC)

Funtastik (TF, CW)

Godsauce (TF, LV, EC, CW)





Grey Bardems (TF, EC )




the hammer is my penis (TF, EC)

hellsbells53 (TF, CW)

Hi There (face here) (EC, TF)

Hlebtastic (TF, EC)

Huckabeast (TF, EC, CW)


Ian (TF, EC, CW)



I Like A Skinny Tie (TF, LV)Incredimarc (TF, CW, double)






itsahotdog! (TF, CW)


Jeff (TF, CW, double)


Jew Tang Clan (TF, CW, double)


Joefry (TF, CW)



Johnny (TF, LV)



Jordan Schlansky (TF, double)


Josh is like Germany Ambitious and Misunderstood (TF, EC)


KajusX & Chainsaws (TF, EC)


Kateness (CW, TF)


Kenny Powers (TF, EC)





lawblog (CW, TF, EC)





lemmone (CW, TF, EC)



Lizzing (TF, EC)

Lord Growing (TF, CW, Double)

Lysdexia (TF, EC)

Mans (CW, TF, EC)

Mr. Hausfrau (TF, EC, CW)

Mydaughter'sname69 (TF, CW)

my ironic mustache (CW, EC)


the narrator (TF, CW)


Nate Scott! (TF, EC)


The New Sound (EC, TF)

Notsewfast (CW, TF, double)

paperstreetsoap (TF, CW, EC,)

Patrick M (EC, TF, CW, double)


Polythene Pam (TF, CW)


Spice Weasel (LV, EC, CW, double)


Steve Winwood (LV, CW, double, EC, TF)

Superglue (TF, CW)

Robinrubbermaid (TF, EC)

TalbainJ2: TalbainJ Harder (TF, LV)

That One (TF, CW, EC)


Teacherman (TF, CW)

The hammer is my penis (CW, TF)

thekelburrows (TF, CW)

thisismynightmare (CW, TF, LV, double)

tkc (TF, CW)

topknot (CW, TF)

Warden El Fuego (EC, LV)

werttrew (TF, LV, EC, CW)

West (TF, LV, CW, EC, double)

wrj89 aka wrj713 (TF, EC)

Whoa! (TF, EC) EGOTs The term stands for “Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony,” and an EGOT is getting all four. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_persons_who_have_won_Academy,_Emmy,_Grammy,_and_Tony_Awards



In terms of Videogum, it means getting on Monsters’ Ball Lowest Voted, Top Five, Caption Winner, and Editor’s Choice. Since “Lowest Voted” is really not an ”award,” I’m going to list everyone who’s hit the three main categories as well.



There are three EGOTs:

Standard EGOT: Caption Winner, Top Five, Editor’s Choice.


Steve Winwood, wwwest, Godsauce, Huckabeast, lemonne, Mr Hausfrau, Patrick M, That One, Spice Weasel*, werttrew, Mans, paperstreetsoap, Ian, Dusky Panther, lawblog



True EGOT: Caption Winner, Top Five, Editor’s Choice, Lowest Voted.


Steve Winwood, wwwest, Godsauce, Spice Weasel*, Mr Hausfrau, werttrew



Full EGOT: Caption Winner, Top Five, Editor’s Choice, Lowest Voted, plus a #1 comment, a #2 comment, a #3 comment, a #4 comment, and a #5 comment.


Godsauce, werttrew [Note: If you do not count lowest voted, Patrick M would have a Full EGOT as well]



*technically not top five, but had a caption winner with points high enough to have been placed in the TF.


All-time Most Upvoted and Most Downvoted Comments

By: Werttrew
As posted on 11-26-2010
This record is almost certainly wrong and incomplete. Please do correct me by sending me a link to a comment that is higher/lower than the ones listed here:Werttrew99@yahoo.com
In the summer of 2009, there was a new policy where only registered commenters could vote. This immediately caused vote totals to plummet, but they have steadily grown to current levels.  Asterisks denote a comment that was pre-commenters-only-voting rule. I’ve not included them in the ranking, but I’m listing them for posterity’s sake.
Eventually, when I’ve had you kind folks correct my gaps and mistakes, I’ll list the actual comments themselves. For now, I’m just putting in the link to the posts where the original comments can be found.
Most upvoted and downvoted comments ever.
Upvoted  (Votes as of October 23, 2010)
Most downvoted comments ever (votes as of Oct. 1)

The Worst Movie of All Time: The Complete List

Originally posted on http://werttrew.tumblr.com/post/273168812/the-worst-movie-of-all-time-the-complete-list
As of 3-21-2011


The Worst Movie of All Time is a recurring Monday feature on Videogum.com. In it, Videogum Editor Gabe Delahaye seeks out week after week the worst movie of all time. The criteria are as follows:
It cannot be intentionally horrible.
It must have at least one A- or B-list movie star in it. (No “outsider art.”)
It cannot be Glitter. (Or Crossroads.)
It has to have had a theatrical release.
It must be available on Netflix.
No matter how bad the movie, it cannot be based on a popular superhero.
No musicals.
No Robin Williams movies (Note: In a lead role. Supporting roles will be considered on a case by case basis)
Only one Nicolas Cage movie per “round.”
No children’s movies.
Gabe is the boss.
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Upcoming selections:
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The Entries Thus Far
If you see any dead links please let me know: werttrew99@yahoo.com :-) before a title means that Gabe thought it actually wasn’t a bad movie. :’( before a title means that Gabe thought it was among the worst of the worst.
(500) Days of Summer. http://videogum.com/241512/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time-500-days-of-summer/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/
:’( Georgia Rule http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_73_093631.html
Gigli. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_28_029171.html
Gone in 60 seconds. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_75_097561.html
:-) Gran Torino. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_72_092481.html
:’( Hanging Up. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_56_068772.html
Havoc. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_41_046431.html
:-) A History of Violence http://videogum.com/244061/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time-a-history-of-violence/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/
Honey. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_74_096451.html
:’( Hope Floats. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_80_104431.html
Hudson Hawk. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_20_017071.html
I Am Sam. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_13_011015.html
I Know Who Killed Me. http://videogum.com/archives/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_of_all_time/the_hunt_for_the_worst_movie_o_10_010611.html
I'm Still Here. http://videogum.com/277572/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time-im-still-here/franchises/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/