#futuresport

Spike Roller Joust 3000 - Fozzy

Thunder Death Ball - Fozzy

Competitive Screeching - Fozzy

Mind Ball - Lawblog

Turbo Piranha Death Pit - Fozzy

Pin the tail on the Anti-Donkey - Lawblog

Ennui Blading - kelburrows

Explode Ball - Fozzy

Competitive Fisting - Lawblog

NASHOVERCAR - Fozzy

Goodminton - Fozzy

Bird Peeling - Lawblog

NFL (National Football Lazer) - Fozzy

Bare-Knuckle Resenting - kelburrows


Ghost Tag - Lawblog

Competitive Balding - Lawblog

Skeet Chewing. - FrankLloydWrong

Bantamweight Death Whimsy - kelburrows

Rocking Horse Lazer Polo - Lawblog

Rock Paper Murder Death Kill - Fozzy

Sleep Eating 5k - Fozzy

Exploding Chess. - FrankLloydWrong

Crochet Fighting - Lawblog

Marriage or Chopping - Mans

Intergalactic Sponge Rodeo - Mans

Waffle Iron Basketball - Lawblog

Bicurious-athalon - kelburrows

Mixed Martial Arts & Crafts. - FrankLloydWrong

Jetski Fire Joust (on Mountain Dew River) - Fozzy

Strategic Calf Hair Burning - Mans

Marmot Tossing - Lawblog

Religion - Mans

Dry Hump-Ping-Pong - FrankLloydWrong

Spaceballs - Ian

Backgammon, but with laser swords - Lawblog

Predator Jai Alai - Fozzy

Cthulhu Hooping - kelburrows

Hobo Blood Rodeo - Mans

Running Man, but for real - Fozzy

Hobo Weddings - Mans

Counting to Infinity - Mans

Competitive Frog Sexing - Mans

Actual Snakes and Ladders - Lawblog

Blade Running - Fozzy

Knife Tasting (with knives) - Mans

Space Yahtzee - JeffSundin

Fang Race to Murder Valley - Fozzy

Space Backgammon - JeffSundin

Hop Single Malt Scotch - Lawblog

Ultimate Frisbieber - kelburrows

Competitive Barfing - Fozzy

Eagle Booting (strap an eagle to each foot and fly-race) - Fozzy

Jai alai. With fire. And robots. - kawiller

Tractor Beam Pull - Fozzy

Competitive Ovulation - Mans

Gulf - Lawblog

Spelling - Mans

Fryathalon - Lawblog

Endurance Watching How I Met Your Mother - Fozzy

Extreme Beach Cleanup - duskypanther

Zero-G Hopscotch - murraynmitch

All Your Baseball Are Belong To Us - Fozzy

Trolling - Lawblog

Actual Life - duskypanther

Vulcan Death Golf - kelburrows

Rainbow Doubling - Lawblog

Assing - Fozzy

World's Strongest Robot Competition - Fozzy

Antoine Dodgeball - kelburrows

Mystery Butt - Lawblog

Mixed Martial Farts - Fozzy

Extreme Laser Toilet Dump Deathmatch - FrankLloydWrong

Mashing a Curtis Mayfield Song with a Huey Lewis Album - FrankLloydWrong

Zombie Slalom - Fozzy

Hop Butterscotching - kelburrows

Mole-People Tossing - Lawblog

Going to Bed - Lawblog

Peanut Butter Jelly Time Trials - jawnofthedead