R.I.P. Your Productivity: We're Going to Need a Longer Post

 Sup, my rad dudes? Welcome to another edition of R.I.P. Your Productivity! I would just like to say that for the first time in my whole life, I (along with the rest of my family) am the proud owner of a DOG! Look at this beautiful bastard:

We're all in heaven now awwing with the angels.
NOW LET'S DO THIS! AAAAHHHHHH!

R.I.P. Your Productivity

Hi there everybody! Just as a notice, from this week on, the amount of stuff we will be posting in this column may be a little lighter. It is because we are already facing a shortage of stuff to post and it is definitely not because we wait till the last moment to write these because we don't do that. Why are you complaining? Some children in Africa only get one cat gif a week. Appreciate what you have. Now go do your homework. Which is reading the rest of this. You are making great progress!

R.I.P. Your Productivity: And We're Back!

Oh hai Monsters! You are tearing me apart Monsters (with your witty, carefully crafted jokez)! Perfect. Perfect reference. I am sure you have all perhaps, maybe, not actually really that likely, noticed that there was no new post of this on Monday. If you missed my explanation, allow me to inform you that there will be a make-up post on Wednesday. Huzzah, I'm sure.

R.I.P. Your Productivity: Hey Y'all!

 Hi everyone! Welcome to the better half of this column, MINE! But before I throw your productivity to the fishes, perhaps you would like to know what it ever did to me. You see, my productivity makes me do things that suck, and I can assume that this is the same for you. So, being your friend (NOT A CREEPY STALKER LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW), I just want to make you happy, and this is a good way to do it. Alright, let's MOTHERFUCKING PROCRASTINATE! 

R.I.P. Your Productivity: The Post That Launched A Thousand Unemployments

 Hello everybody! Welcome to the first official post of R.I.P. Your Productivity (see first semi-official post here). I am going to make sure that you never work again (Note: this is a lie) by providing you with entertainment, information and other bitlets. Let's do it (TWSS)!