Brad Pitt: Literal Lady-and sometimes Man- Killer

Teacherman's "I'd Literally Hit That" got me thinking: It sucks to date Brad Pitt- in the movies at least.

*Movie spoilers galore*

Let’s start with his breakout role Thelma & Louise, (sorry 21 Jumpstreet Brad) Like most criminals, Brad starts out with small crimes

Sure he’s sexy and Geena Davis had a gooood time, but then he robs her while she recovers from her sex-stupor

How much was that orgasm Thelma (or is it Louise)?

Moving on to Kalifornia. Who would think dating a serial killer could possibly end with him killing you?