I'd Hit That: Jon Hamm

Annnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd...........WE'RE BACK! With a new banner determined by your votes. You like? Well, if you don't get used to it because it's sticking around!

I hope everyone enjoyed the special Oscar edition of "I'd Hit That" featured on Videogum!

Now let's get to these week's sexy beast. It's none other than Jon Hamm. Another member of my Top 5.

GLAMOUR! with Kira! - Fashion Week Party Pics!

Oh, hello! Welcome to more GLAMOUR! with Kira! (Quickly, I want to apologize for how sloppy my posts are. I don't understand how html works, or spacing, or writing in English, or Blogger, so I'm kind of at a loss. No matter what I do, my posts never look the way I think they are going to, always mysteriously for the worse. My embarrassing lack of web savvy to the contrary, I am a smart, attractive adult lady with many mildly amusing witticisms to share with you, so please stick with me, okay?)

How are you? I'm fine! How was your New York Fashion Week? Very good, right? So busy! Everyone knows that Fashion Week is, like, THE busiest time of the year for literally everyone in the world. Everyone in Iowa City, Iowa is straight up EXHAUSTED afterwards. Also Ubud, Bali, Indonesia. They are just plumb tuckered out from all the hustle bustle of what is unarguably the most important time of year.

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

Concert Addict's Weekly Unused gif Round-Up

Even though I usually manage to fill the SNL and Thursday Night TV threads to overflowing with .gifs, there are always a ton left over that I just never get around to using. It's really sad to let these gifs go to waste so I figured I would dump them (in no particular order) here on MOBFD for you all to enjoy.

These gifs were "found" all over the internet. Some may even have been made by me.

#moviepitch

This fall, a world famous cellist forms an unlikely partnership with a world famous pop star. Get ready for "Yo Yo Ga Ga." - Huckabeast

80's rock band summoned to ancient Greece, rocking the face that launched 1000 ships. Christina Hendricks IS "Van Halen of Troy" - Huckabeast

Small heroes have big adventures when a thrillseeking bug and her nephews find a legendary map in "Aunt Mantis's Atlantis Atlas" - Huckabeast

Soda mogul finds minor Butthole Surfers hit song makes vegetables grow faster in "Dr. Pepper peppers peppers with 'Pepper.'" - FrankLloydWrong

Steve was a normal guy, until a hunting accident left him with two bear arms on his right side. Support "The Right 2 Bear Arms." - Topknot

A farmer's dog loses his fortune gambling w/ old ladies at church but finds the meaning of friendship in "Bingo's Bingo BINGO!" - TheKelBurrows

A pair of magic dentures brings two senior citizens, who both gave up on love, together. See Betty White in "Teeth for Two." - FrankLloydWrong

An insane Manhattan woman gets more than she bargained for when she poses as prostitute in "The Loco Faux Ho of SoHo." - Huckabeast

Octuplets enter a pie eating contest to raise awareness of racism. Shia LaBeouf in "Eight Ate Hate." - FrankLloydWrong

A documentary on the hardships of having the worlds biggest appitite. Stunning actorial debut of k.d.lang in "Constant Cravings" - DirtySpaceNews

Jeff Edits The Wizard of Id, Horribly

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

I feel like I'm going to the sexual deviance well a little too often. Let me know if y'all prefer the more existential or absurd stuff.

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

If anyone has any theories about what happened to that kid's eyes, please feel free to share them.

Gums of Our Lives: Episode 13

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

As the seconds counted down to their demise, Agent Cakeordeath couldn’t help but find the metronomic sound of their impending doom to be strangely hypnotic. She stared at the flashing red numbers, watching them change in rhythm.

“Snap out of it, Cake!”

Agent Huckabeast shook her out of her trance.

“We need a plan! Stat!”

“Oh, right. Uh. Let’s see…”

She began to go over the device.

“Ok, so, we have a dead man’s trigger with no reversies double tapsies, a pressure switch with extra doohickeys, and enough C4 to blow us into a brunoise.”

“What’s a brunoise?” Dr. Principal Enchman asked.

“It’s a cooking term. It means 1/8^th inch by 1/8^th inch dice.”

“Guys!” Agent Huckabeast interrupted. “We only have twenty-five seconds. We need to figure out something or we’re going to die!”

Agent Cakeordeath stood up.

“Well,” She began. “I can’t disarm it. Not in the time we have. Our only choice is to run.”

Monster Roundup

February 23rd, 2011

Outside Stuff

A lot of stuff went down since the last Monster Roundup. 

Murraynmitch turned us on to CBC Radio and their WMOAT discussion. ScottGum confirmed the date for the Videogum 3rd anniversary Celebration in New york. As you might know, someone started an official Gabe Delahaye site. There you can find links to his pre-gum blog and other stuff Gabe-related. If you've visited the site in the past you might know that Gabe wrote a novel & that you can download it for free. 

Gabe also has a Facebook fan-page started by DS3M. Speaking of Facebook, Grace6697 has started a very noble cause for the advancement of humanity and the preservation of mother earth, please join. Birdie Also has a fanpage. MOBFD facepage coming soonish.

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

#baseballfacts

Due to red stitching on balls, baseball was briefly outlawed as communist activity by House Un-American Activities Committee. - Fozzy

The balls were painted black to cover this fact and thrown at those who would not testify. - Mans

The only player to ever pitch a no-hitter and hit a grand slam in the same season was J. Edgar Hoover in drag. - Fozzy

In June of 1874 Greyson "Greydog" Smithwick set 14 different records for crotch readjusting in a single at bat. - KelBurrows

Pete Rose was banned from baseball for putting whoopee cushions under opposing team's benches. - Fozzy

Prior to 1911, orphans were used as bases in many baseball diamonds. Now, they are usually only used in farm leagues. - Mans

Despite his name, Johnny Bench worked as a chair for several years after retirement. - Mans

Up until 1912 it was considered unmannerly to not kiss the hand of the umpire before each at bat. - KelBurrows

In the late 80s, George Brett was fined for using a baseball bat stuffed with sausage. - Mans

No Paparazzo-O: Mad Mensch

Hey gang! Long time no see, or whatever. You've missed me, I'm sure. Anyway, let's do this:

The 2nd Annual Monthly L.A. Monster Mashup Weekend of Meetup (whatever that means) was a success. Thekelburrows, Concert Addict, KajusX & Chainsaw, Grinth, Hotspur, Le Sigh, A Serious Monster and others came, Saw 3D, and conquered in Eagle Rock. There was even a special brunch appearance by Fozzy the Chair. Consider this post an OPEN THREAD on the L.A. Meetup...

Things I Submitted To McSweeney's That Were Ultimately Rejected

On rare occasion, fozzy the chair submits writing of a silly nature to McSweeney's Internet Tendency. He has only had one thing published there so far. These are the things that have been rejected.
Page 48 of The Coffee Bean Employee Handbook
By fozzy the chair
ABUSIVE CUSTOMERS AND WiFi: A HANDY GUIDE
The Coffee Bean is proud to offer its customers free wireless Internet access as a perk. However, once in a blue moon, you may be confronted with a customer who is there to simply abuse your Coffee Bean location’s free WiFi without purchasing delicious Coffee Bean products. These customers are often easily identifiable as those who sit in the cozy chairs, plug their laptops in and do not move for hours on end. Perhaps they make a small purchase upon their arrival at your Coffee Bean location, but just as often they purchase nothing.

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

Hater’s Guide to Presidents’ Day

My birthday was yesterday, I turned 26 miserable years old. However, this isn’t a hater’s guide to birthdays so I will move on.

Let’s talk President’s Day.

First off, what a Commie holiday! “Oh Glorious Leaders, we thank you for the many sacrifices (read: slave trading, land stealing, genocide, corporate collusion, cover-ups, and oil wars) you’ve made to make our country superior to the evil brown nations to the south and the cultureless arctic wasteland to the north. Many blessings upon you, Dear Leaders!” Un-American, disgusting. Please elect me President of Barf, together we will bring about change we can vomit in

Welcome to the Hater's Guide

One of the greatest.

What up, MOBDF? I’ve wanted to write a column for you guys to laugh at for a while but in all honesty I felt I had nothing to offer. Naturally, this sparked within me an existential crisis. A crisis affecting me so wholly that it led me on a journey in which I sought to rediscover what, if anything, made me great. I spent many weeks alone, far removed from human contact with nothing but rain water for nourishment and I have now returned from the wild reborn as a shining beacon of light in this dark, dark world.

Monster Fit Club: Week 8

Hey there, folks! I hope everyone is doing well. I want to give a special shout out to Shellbomber for writing and posting Monster Fit Club for me last week. Thanks, lady, it was awesome!



Time for the weigh-in:

Baby Friday's Safari Planet

Anyone who knows me knows that I get pretty weird around animals. I thought I’d blog about it, for your amusement. Here is another one of my encounters with a random animal.

This one is a little longer than usual, but the animal in question is a little bit more important than the others. This post is about Handsomedog.

Godsauce Says 'No' to Pants

"Nice legs, dude!" - nobody

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

NEW! R.I.P. Your Productivity

HI GUYS! I am mostly a lurker on Videogum due to school, so I thought I would contribute in other ways by writing posts just for you! Basically, this is just links to a couple of different things that are awesome and will help you procrastinate the days away. Check out the first semi-official edition here. I will try my best to keep this as a weekly posting, but I am just terrible with most responsibility. OH WELL. Also, my brother may guest blog every once in a while (he is on twitter, though he doesn't use it much). Let's hope this goes well! Keep being the awsomest you guys!

This cannot end well.

Just a normal retweet from Chet Haze

Guess the Mystery Butt #3

Hi guys, I think this might be the last one of these. I know it is a popular feature, but I really did not want to know that there was an online community actively engaged in making fake nude pictures of Topher Grace. I also think that Mystery Butt vs Toilet Dump is slowly dying its death. So I ask of you: Would you rather have fingers for legs OR legs for fingers? THINK ABOUT THAT!?!

Anyway, last weeks Mystery Butt was, of course, Hugh Jackman. Congratulations, thekelburrows. You earned it!

Here is your less bulbous Mystery Butt to guess this week: