Commercials that Annoy Me - Old Navy Mannequins

Hi, hello, how are you? I realize this is Godsauce's column (please don't sue me I don't even have any money) but he said he wouldn't be doing it past the first one, partially because he "just [hadn't] been watching enough television". I, on the other hand, watch television way too much and have slowly built up incredible amounts of hatred towards commercials over the years. (Does this opening feel a bit passive aggressive to anyone? It's not meant to if it does.) However, there will be a big difference between what I am doing and what he did. While his post was well thought out and featured a commercial that truly deserved to be ridiculed thanks to an almost offensively poor John Lennon impersonator, I will use this as a place to funnel my blind rage of commercials, which, to be completely honest, will be probably pretty unfounded most of the time. Anyways, here it is.

Monster Kiva team.

You know that time your friend invited you to something only to try and sell you a time share or something? What's that? You don't consider me a friend? Stop hurting my feelings and just bear with me for a minute.

Monsters are the most successful Internet commentators in the web: fact. We are also good people who like to give back to our e-community. I figure, why not give to the real world? That's were we keep our computers after all. Maybe you can't give right now, but that's fine your support by joining is appreciated.

Now, I'm not Professor Charity over here; I once gave money to Lyndon Larouche because I thought his supporter was going to wash my windshield. The point is this: I've heard good things about Kiva and they seem to have a good reputation. Watch the embedded video below and check out the Kiva Monster Team site and judge for yourself.

Just the Tip- Two for One

From werttrew:

Apparently this one is kind of old, but whatever. It's awesome.



As much as it pains me to post anything Ke$ha, here's your second video:



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