Commercials that Annoy Me - Old Navy Mannequins

Hi, hello, how are you? I realize this is Godsauce's column (please don't sue me I don't even have any money) but he said he wouldn't be doing it past the first one, partially because he "just [hadn't] been watching enough television". I, on the other hand, watch television way too much and have slowly built up incredible amounts of hatred towards commercials over the years. (Does this opening feel a bit passive aggressive to anyone? It's not meant to if it does.) However, there will be a big difference between what I am doing and what he did. While his post was well thought out and featured a commercial that truly deserved to be ridiculed thanks to an almost offensively poor John Lennon impersonator, I will use this as a place to funnel my blind rage of commercials, which, to be completely honest, will be probably pretty unfounded most of the time. Anyways, here it is.

A Clarification

Hey everyone. Recently, as some of you may be aware, a question was posed. A question of Mystery Butts and Toilet Dumps. This question has pitted brother against brother, monster against monster, and cartoon character against cartoon character.

Recently, I spoke with the original poser of the question: the Ladyblog and her brother. It turns out that my initial interpretation of the rules was incorrect, and so, today, I offer a clarification.

First, for the Mystery Butt option, you are allowed a condom. I understand this changes some things. However, there are two additional changes to Mystery Butt.

1) You see the whole butt, cheeks and all. It's not just a butt gloryhole.

2) You insert into the butt until you have climaxed.

I don't know if that will change anyone's opinions, but those are the official rules from on high.

Betty Offers A Rebuttal

Toilet Dump: Because you can't clean "hope" with "soap."

Racist Marmaduke Offers A Defense

Toilet Dump. It's the white choice. It's the right choice.