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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Tales from The Chat

Unfortunately I can't chat as much as I once did so I decided to post this question here:

 What's your weirdest boner?


(or I'D HIT THAT?)
Ladies and gentlemen of the blog, we all have been attracted to people that aren't exactly in the running for People's top 50 Most Beautiful People. Heck, Some of us have even been left out of that list. Let me preface this by saying that these are simply women that I felt attracted to at one point but fall outside what I would normally consider alluring. 
Mine are:
Jackie Warner
Jane Lynch mid 1990s

Ellen early 1990s
 I know what you are thinking: "Trash, what is it with you and these type of women? do you have a fetish or something?'". To this I would reply that women of all kinds can be beautiful. So no, I DO NOT have a blond fetish. Also I mean "boner" in a figurative way, lady-boners are boners too. 
So, what's YOUR weirdest boner?


  1. I have weird lady-boners for people with strange voices, like Gilbert Gottfried and Bobcat Goldthwait.

  2. In high school I had a crush on Tim Robbins. I know I had lady-boners for some other unusual dudes, but they escape me at the moment. I don't know if they fall outside of what I usually find alluring though, or if it's just that they fall out of mainstream ideals.

    Also, Jackie Warner is super hot.

  3. When I was in high school, I was really into Brian Molko. It doesn't get weirder than that for me.
    I also really love Adrien Brody's face, but I don't think that's weird, he's gorgeous.

  4. When I was seven or so, I had Buck Rogers in the 25th Century action figures, and I made believe that my Princess Ardala action figure was being held captive, and I had tied her to the arm of our upright piano.

    And that was my first and weirdest boner...

    PS - The action figure looked like this:

  5. Glue's comment gave me the weirdest laugh.

    Mine is Mary Pickford, which is kind of odd because she's dead and 4000 years old, but still so beautiful.

    Her and Bea Arthur.

  6. I've always had a strange thing for David Morse that I couldn't quite explain.

  7. I dig on that guy from Shaun of the Dead. I'm sure I've got a weirder one, but that's the only one I can think of that wigged me out recently.

  8. I'm strangely attracted to John Candy in the movie "The Great Outdoors"