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Bonus alterations of yesterday's Hagar The Horrible and Momma after the jump.

Monster Movie Club: King's Speech

This was the most pleasant movie I've seen in a while. If it was on TV while I was channel surfing I'd leave it on just so I wouldn't hurt it's feelings. Great people worked on this film. I absolutely admire all these people, but much like a taco with great ingredients and  no flavor, this film is very bland.
One thing I did enjoy about the film is that it did not try to bite more than it could politely chew. The only time they address the cult of personality that comes with world leaders, they stay away from heavy-handed commentary. No need to be reminded that Hitler was not a nice, pleasant fellow. No need to question the public's admiration of the monarchy. Sure you could do these, but that could easily go wrong.
Nice rating: A- Overall Rating C+

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE PLEASANT THINGS, I just did not feel moved by the film in any way. In fact here's a list of nice things that I love:

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus

Guess the Mystery Butt #3

Hi guys, I think this might be the last one of these. I know it is a popular feature, but I really did not want to know that there was an online community actively engaged in making fake nude pictures of Topher Grace. I also think that Mystery Butt vs Toilet Dump is slowly dying its death. So I ask of you: Would you rather have fingers for legs OR legs for fingers? THINK ABOUT THAT!?!

Anyway, last weeks Mystery Butt was, of course, Hugh Jackman. Congratulations, thekelburrows. You earned it!

Here is your less bulbous Mystery Butt to guess this week:

Guess the Mystery Butt #2

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MONSTERS!!!! (who wants to be my valentine?!?)

The answer to #1 was, of course, the greatest black golfer (and ladies man) of all time - Barack Obama. Congratulations Principal Enchman, you earned it!

As a single man I have absolutely no shame in google-searching for mysterious butts on this the most prestigious of holidays, I'm sure. So without further ado, here is the second butt for you to identify:

A Clarification

Hey everyone. Recently, as some of you may be aware, a question was posed. A question of Mystery Butts and Toilet Dumps. This question has pitted brother against brother, monster against monster, and cartoon character against cartoon character.

Recently, I spoke with the original poser of the question: the Ladyblog and her brother. It turns out that my initial interpretation of the rules was incorrect, and so, today, I offer a clarification.

First, for the Mystery Butt option, you are allowed a condom. I understand this changes some things. However, there are two additional changes to Mystery Butt.

1) You see the whole butt, cheeks and all. It's not just a butt gloryhole.

2) You insert into the butt until you have climaxed.

I don't know if that will change anyone's opinions, but those are the official rules from on high.

Do You Want to Be Like Steve-O?

Toilet Dump might seem fine for large, racist dogs and FLW's hero here, but for those of us who are willing to reject the horror of the known and accept the promise of redemption, Mystery Butt is always the right choice.

Guess the Mystery Butt #1

Okay, so the game is this: I post a picture of a mystery butt (it will always be clothed) and you guess who owns it. This game will go on until I get sick of searching for butts on google.

Here is an easy one to get us going, answers in the comments please!

Dennis the Menace Offers a Rebuttal

Mystery Butt: because most deadly diseases aren't sexually transmitted.

Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus