R.I.P. Your Productivity: We're Going to Need a Longer Post

 Sup, my rad dudes? Welcome to another edition of R.I.P. Your Productivity! I would just like to say that for the first time in my whole life, I (along with the rest of my family) am the proud owner of a DOG! Look at this beautiful bastard:

We're all in heaven now awwing with the angels.
NOW LET'S DO THIS! AAAAHHHHHH!

R.I.P. Your Productivity

Hi there everybody! Just as a notice, from this week on, the amount of stuff we will be posting in this column may be a little lighter. It is because we are already facing a shortage of stuff to post and it is definitely not because we wait till the last moment to write these because we don't do that. Why are you complaining? Some children in Africa only get one cat gif a week. Appreciate what you have. Now go do your homework. Which is reading the rest of this. You are making great progress!

R.I.P. Your Productivity: A Follow Up

Hello again. If you read the post from earlier today (and if not, what is problem? I cannot believe you sometimes! Geez Louise!), you may have seen that I forgot to link to something. Specifically the video gallery for the Zero Punctuation videos. I then thought to myself, "Oh! What a wonderful opportunity I have been presented here to write more for my favourite website!" -Something I definitely said out loud to myself for sure.
Please see some of my favourite videos after the jump. Once again, headphones UP!

R.I.P. Your Productivity: And We're Back!

Oh hai Monsters! You are tearing me apart Monsters (with your witty, carefully crafted jokez)! Perfect. Perfect reference. I am sure you have all perhaps, maybe, not actually really that likely, noticed that there was no new post of this on Monday. If you missed my explanation, allow me to inform you that there will be a make-up post on Wednesday. Huzzah, I'm sure.

R.I.P. Your Productivity: A Treasure Chest Filled with Shame and Regret

Hello.

Maybe you have noticed that there was no post regular post on Monday (but probably not I imagine. Like, I think someone, or something, would have to remind you it wasn't there). I won't name names as to whose fault it was *cough* Beariffying *cough* but there will be a post on Monday and Wednesday next week so Yay! I'm sure whoever failed to meet the deadline of ONE SINGLE FUCKING BLOG POST EVERY TWO WEEKS is feeling very sorry about what they did, and if they're not, they will be. Oh, they will be.

R.I.P. Your Productivity

Hi again! How are you? Please tell me in the comments how you are in the comments. I bet you did not think I really wanted to know how you are, but then then I was all "I am very serious about this very serious issue." I am the new King of Pranks. Get out of here Tom Pranks!* But seriously, let's get down to not business.