Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts
Monday, March 28, 2011
No Paparazzo-O: I See You.
Welp, spring has sprung gang and it looks like all the celebrichickadees are hatched and recovered from their winter plastic surgeries coming out from under their golden goose mansions to bathe in the sunlight reflecting off of the camera lenses and what the hell am I even talking about anymore? LET'S DO THIS.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
No Paparazzo-O: B I N G O
There have been a few celebrity sightings in the last several months that I've been reluctant to share with you Monsters, because the very thought of having to confront the MASSIVE FAILURE (a culturally divisive opinion, I'm sure) that was JJ Abrams' Lost has been somewhat crippling, to say the least. I WANT THOSE SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE BACK! But this isn't about me. This is about YOU, and how much you care about celebrities. So let's do this...
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
No Paparazzo-O: Mad Mensch
Hey gang! Long time no see, or whatever. You've missed me, I'm sure. Anyway, let's do this:
The 2nd Annual Monthly L.A. Monster Mashup Weekend of Meetup (whatever that means) was a success. Thekelburrows, Concert Addict, KajusX & Chainsaw, Grinth, Hotspur, Le Sigh, A Serious Monster and others came, Saw 3D, and conquered in Eagle Rock. There was even a special brunch appearance by Fozzy the Chair. Consider this post an OPEN THREAD on the L.A. Meetup...
The 2nd Annual Monthly L.A. Monster Mashup Weekend of Meetup (whatever that means) was a success. Thekelburrows, Concert Addict, KajusX & Chainsaw, Grinth, Hotspur, Le Sigh, A Serious Monster and others came, Saw 3D, and conquered in Eagle Rock. There was even a special brunch appearance by Fozzy the Chair. Consider this post an OPEN THREAD on the L.A. Meetup...
Sunday, January 9, 2011
No Paparazzo-O: My Life Is Chloe Sevigny
It's a new year, a new decade, and a new post about celeb-sightings. How lucky are we?!
Yesterday I spotted Chloe Sevigny in Silver Lake which reminded me that it's time to come clean to you all about my star-crossed relationship with her.
It all began a few years ago when I first saw Chloe at a tequila bar in downtown L.A. called La Cita where The Slits were playing. The bar was packed with everyone on the sweaty dance floor rocking out to some orgasmic punk music. Worming my way through the crowd to get to the restroom, I squeezed behind Chloe, resting my hands on her petite sexy waist for two seconds. No homo... but it was hot.
Yesterday I spotted Chloe Sevigny in Silver Lake which reminded me that it's time to come clean to you all about my star-crossed relationship with her.
It all began a few years ago when I first saw Chloe at a tequila bar in downtown L.A. called La Cita where The Slits were playing. The bar was packed with everyone on the sweaty dance floor rocking out to some orgasmic punk music. Worming my way through the crowd to get to the restroom, I squeezed behind Chloe, resting my hands on her petite sexy waist for two seconds. No homo... but it was hot.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
No Paparazzo-O
COD here again, back with some IRL celebrity observations that you definitely care about.
Earlier, as tweeted and mentioned in chat, I went to see Black Swan at the Arclight, Hollywood. The theater was busier than usual, and when exiting the parking structure I noticed paparazzi, bright lights, and lots of smokers dressed in black. It was a movie premiere! As I was wondering which movie was premiering and transforming one of my favorite theaters into a total cluster-fuck, I looked to my left and saw Stephen Dorff. Ding, ding, ding! It was for Somewhere, Sofia Coppola's new film. Spoiler alert: I just watched a screener of the movie the other night. Elle Fanning is adorable and also ADORABLE! The Fanning sisters are certainly on acting steroids. (Wouldn't it be cool if acting steroids actually existed and was something for which actors had to be tested? I digress...)
Earlier, as tweeted and mentioned in chat, I went to see Black Swan at the Arclight, Hollywood. The theater was busier than usual, and when exiting the parking structure I noticed paparazzi, bright lights, and lots of smokers dressed in black. It was a movie premiere! As I was wondering which movie was premiering and transforming one of my favorite theaters into a total cluster-fuck, I looked to my left and saw Stephen Dorff. Ding, ding, ding! It was for Somewhere, Sofia Coppola's new film. Spoiler alert: I just watched a screener of the movie the other night. Elle Fanning is adorable and also ADORABLE! The Fanning sisters are certainly on acting steroids. (Wouldn't it be cool if acting steroids actually existed and was something for which actors had to be tested? I digress...)
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
No Paparazzo-O
CakeOrDeath here, reporting live from Hollywood, California!
Do you like celebrities? Do you want nothing more in your life than to hear about random sightings of the people you love to hate? What else is there to do? Vote? Fix the economy? Protest war? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
Do you like celebrities? Do you want nothing more in your life than to hear about random sightings of the people you love to hate? What else is there to do? Vote? Fix the economy? Protest war? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
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