Godsauce Alters This Week's Family Circus

It was an old springtime ritual in which all of the neighborhood children got off the bus and kicked water on Old Jim, passed out drunk in a puddle from when one of the neighborhood parents sprayed the hose in a futile attempt to get him to move. Sometimes there was vomit, and sometimes there was blood, but there were always good times and happy memories to be made.


There were a lot of bonus comics this week. More alterations (including a bonus Cathy that is one of my new favorites) after the jump...


I like to think that the sperm are like Willy Wonka’s fizzy lifting drink, and that Heathcliff won’t be able to return to the ground until he has expelled enough of it.


Luckily for her, it was a marathon of “Bethenny Ever After”.


I don’t know where this is heading. Two notes: All of the male characters are wearing blue socks and Billy is again on the floor.



As luck would have it, Bill Murray, a friend of both Jordan and Ivan Reitman, was available to join the Looney Tunes’ team at the last minute, averting forfeiture.


This alteration was partially inspired by a screening of Road House. I’m not sure where Bil came across that image of the Swayze, but if this particular fixation bleeds into reality, the results should be epic.


Everyone in this bonus “Get Fuzzy” alteration has serious issues they need to work out.


I believe it was Baby Friday that requested an Andy Capp alteration. Although the request was for a political angle which this is not, Larry David has taught me that jokes about huge vaginae are hilarious.


Cathy is pretty lucky to have found such a versatile outfit!



Thirty minutes later, several very religious children beat the shit out of Jeffy.


Billy's anachronistic surroundings have led him to momentarily stop praying to the television. Perhaps this god of his is a bygone relic, supplanted by newer, wider and flatter gods.


This bonus Garfield was made when I was having a difficult Monday.

This was in a response to some particularly unhelpful criticism I received on twitter. Seriously, I do appreciate your feedback. Don't be shy.


Daily alterations can be found at the Godsauce Alters Today's Family Circus tumblr.