I'd Hit That: Jimmy Fallon

I have said it time and time again. Funny guys are the best kinds of guys, and this week's subject is no exception.



Jimmy Fallon, you guys! This week is kind of also doubling as "Shows You Should Be Watching" sort of thing. Late Night with Jimmy Fallon is pretty much the cat's pajamas. Seriously, this show has some of the most original sketches and bits and is consistently better on a day-to-day basis than, say, Saturday Night Live is on a week-to-week basis. Quite often they make me laugh until I cry. From the audience and celebrity games to the recurring TV show parodies to the interviews, this show is solid gold.

I'd Hit That: Dave Grohl

Now we have seen all of my top 5 (Ryan Gosling, Jon Hamm, Paul Rudd, Jason Schwartzman), but one remains elusive, and today is his day to shine. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with I'd Hit That: Dave Grohl.

One of my biggest regrets in life is getting shit faced before and during a Foo Fighters concert in Birmingham, AL in January 2008. I have vague memories of the show and I have tried and failed to piece together the events of that night time after time. The only thing I DO remember is being hit on by a lesbian when I went out on the smoke deck with my then fiancé, The Narrator. Try as I might, I remember no sweet tunage or sexy Dave Grohl ass. Photographic proof after the jump:

I'd Hit That: Viral Video Countdown

We all love viral videos, so at the suggestion of one Mr. Christopher Trash I am doing a Top Five countdown of the viral video stars I would most like to have sexual relations with. Now, you may be surprised to learn that it is really hard to find a decent list of dudes I am attracted to who have released a viral video. Needless to say, this was quite challenging, but I think I have succeeded in making a good list. I regret to inform you that Double Rainbow guy, Antoine Dodson and Salsa Dog did not make the cut. These guys did make the list though:

I'd Hit That: Viral Video Nominations

The next edition of "I'd Hit That" is going to feature a top five countdown of the most bangable viral video stars. This leads me to the question: Who are the hottest viral video stars, you guys?! Antoine Dodson? (Um...NO!)



I am taking nominations now, so leave your suggestions in the comments, and I will count them down!

I'd Hit That: Jon Hamm

Annnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd...........WE'RE BACK! With a new banner determined by your votes. You like? Well, if you don't get used to it because it's sticking around!

I hope everyone enjoyed the special Oscar edition of "I'd Hit That" featured on Videogum!

Now let's get to these week's sexy beast. It's none other than Jon Hamm. Another member of my Top 5.

I'd Hit That

As most of you know by now, tomorrow I will be Guest Editor of Videogum. This is really exciting news, right?! Well because of this, I have been prepping all weekend for this epic event. The bad news is there will be no "I'd Hit That" today, but the good news is that there will be an "I'd Hit That" tomorrow...ON VIDEOGUM! So stay tuned.



Instead what we are going to do today is take a vote on which one of these banners I should use from here on out. You have your choice of three:

I'd Hit That: Jason Schwartzman

I originally saw The Darjeeling Limited in 2007 when it came out. I hated it! I even supported a nomination of it in a WMOAT thread. This week it was on TV, so I decided watch it again. I enjoyed it very much this time around. So that brings me to where we are now. Discussing the "bangability" of one of the stars of this very film, Jason Schwartzman.

"The Schwartz," as I like to call him, is a proud member of my Top 5. Prepare yourselves...You're in for a wild ride.

I'd Hit That: Football Edition

In this very special edition of "I'd Hit That," we are going to countdown the the top 5 hottest football players. I took your comments into account, and I also added my own football hotties. Let's do this!

5.) Tom Brady

Ok, so Tom Brady is a douche and plays for my (and my husband, The Narrator's) least favorite team, The New England Patriots. However, I can't overlook the amount of hotness this guy possesses. It's kind of unreal. Since Tom is a douche, I would "hate-fuck" him and then that's it...GET OUT OF MY BED, TOM!

I'd Hit That: Paul Newman & Robert Redford

This week, we are kicking it old school...


Paul Newman and Robert Redford were two very sexy, rugged men in their prime. Let's discuss.

I'd Hit That: Paul Rudd

This week, I have decided to go with a fella who is on my "Top 5." He goes by the name of Paul Rudd. Let's discuss...

One of the things that makes Paul Rudd so great is that he has the ultimate combo going for him--funny and sexy! The funniness just makes him even sexier! Crack a joke, Paul, and I get a lady boner. Yeah, I said it. Deal with it.

I'd Hit That: Ryan Reynolds

This week we have a special edition of "I'd Hit That" featuring Ryan Reynolds. We will call it:

"I'm Single Now...LADIES"

This week it was reported that Ryan has split from his wife Scarlett Johansson. However, in the past few days it has also been reported that the couple have been seen out and about together. We aren't going to worry about that though...

I'd Hit That: Ryan Gosling

Every week I will pick a sexy dude that I would like to "hit" (don't play coy, you know what I mean!), and I will tell you why I would like to "hit that." First up is Ryan Gosling because DUH!!!!!!!!

MMMHMMMM! Look at that man meat, you guys! Very nice!

So here are some reasons I am in love with Ryan Gosling and I want to have his babies:

1.) He's totes a cutie. (Let's just get this one out of the way)

YUMMY!!!!

2.) He's an awesome actor! I mean have you seen his movies?! They are all great! (Even The Notebook) These are some of my favorites, and if you haven't seen these awesome movies, add them to your Netflix like yesterday:

Lars and the Real Girl
Half Nelson
United States of Leland

Speaking of Ryan being an awesome actor, I can't wait to see Blue Valentine. It drops December 31. Go see it!




3.) Have you ever seen an interview with this dude? He's funny and charming, and did I mention that he is hot? Check out this awesome interview clip from MTV where he reads my favorite "Hey Girl" from Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling:

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This is my fav "Hey Girl":

4.) Last, but not least, Ryan is an awesome musician. Ryan's band Dead Man's Bones is cramazing, and if you don't believe me, check out this music video for their song "Name in Stone":

Now you all know why I have an unhealthy obsession with Ryan Gosling. Hopefully, now you also have an unhealthy obsession with his awesomeness. But back off because HE'S MINE!!!!!!