These are the greatest dances of the last cycle of the Xia calendar. Rooster was excluded for obvious reasons.
In condescending order:
Purple: Krumping & Clowning. Everyone thinks of this as the cool underground dance... that's why it's not ranked higher.
Donas: Chuntaro Style. Points off for wearing blond dreadlocks.
Scorpion: Chicken Noodle soup Extra points for calling yourself WebStar. Points off for calling yourself Webstar.
Kava: C-walking This should be one place lower on the list.
#1: Daggering Daggering should be taught at high schools.
Platinum: Jerkin Candy
Crimson: Stanky Leg
A: Cupid Shuffle done by white people Extra points if it's done by a single white person in the middle of a black party.
Runners up:
- Standing in place in the middle of a concert, casually tilting your head from side to side.
- Invented Macarena/Lambada mashup
- Doing an authentic Soweto or Kwassa Kwassa at a Vampire Weekend concert.
- Robocop
- Fist-bumping the spirit
The robocop should have been at crimson. This is an outrage!
ReplyDeleteJust so you guys know, I appear in most of these videos.
ReplyDeleteDo the parents of the children in that Stanky Leg video KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING??? YOU ARE GROUNDED YOUNG LADIES!!!
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